A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.” 一個主日學老師問她的一群正要去參加主日崇拜的小朋友們說 : 「為什麼在教堂裡必須保持安靜呢?」一個聰明的小女孩回答說 : 「因為人家在睡覺!」Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, “Take only one, God is watching.”Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One little boy wrote his own note and sneaked it next to the cookies, “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”一群基督教學校的小朋友在學校餐廳排隊領午餐。桌子的前端有一大堆的蘋果,有人在蘋果旁邊留了一張字條。字條上寫著 : 「(每人)只能拿一個,上帝在看著喔!」

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Anita Renfroe

你小時候有沒有覺得你媽很煩,整天碎碎念要你做這個做那個的呢? 聽完下面這首由 Anita Renfroe 自《威廉‧泰爾進行曲 》(William Tell Overture) 填詞改編而成的 The Mom Song (媽媽的嘮叨歌) 後你就不會再覺得那麼孤單了。因為你會發現全世界的媽媽都是一樣的,囉嗦就是她們的共通語言呢!這段 YouTube 的短片是我的二姐 Josephine 寄給我的,我把它的歌詞外加翻譯放在下面。很好笑,我相信你會喜歡的。

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你不一定喜歡數學,不過你應該會喜歡下面這幾個跟數學有關的笑話。
(一) 要是數學這麼簡單就好了…
問題: Find X.《找出 X (的值)》
解答: Here it is! 《在這裡!》
(Source: OCULAR TRAUMA)

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